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I’ll do just about anything for money. The thing I love most about life, other than my dear sweet wife, is money. Is there really anything in this world better? Just think about it. What causes the most happiness? What forges the most friendships? What is it that lifts those who are down? What brightens […]

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I used to be a man. I used to be as tough and rugged as anybody. For example, when I was in high school, I had a part-time job as a janitor at a bakery. At the end of each shift, I would heat up the mop water on the stove. One particular day, I […]

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College has been a weird experience for me so far. This is my sixth semester in almost as many years. I know, Dad. I’m going really slow, but just give me a little while. I’m getting there. It seems no matter how long I’ve been here or how much I try to progress, every single […]

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In the five years since I have graduated from high school, I have had 27 roommates in 12 different apartments in six states. I have seen my share of rotten food, empty toilet paper rolls, and pairs of dirty underwear on the living room floor that nobody is willing to claim. Needless to say, after […]

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They say that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. By that definition, I must be the most insane person in the world when it comes to dinnertime. What will happen is that, around 6:30 p.m., my body will notify me that it is […]

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There is a staunch difference in the way a guy interacts with his guy friends and how a girl interacts with her girlfriends. Take breaking up, for example. When a girl’s boyfriend breaks up with her, her girlfriends are there to comfort her. They tell her how she is the prettiest and smartest person in […]

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