Category: Columns

Train your phone

Last month, my phone developed a bad case of pink-line, which runs down the right-hand side of the screen and is growing larger by the week. I’m...

Unsolicited Advice: Quick Draw

Whenever you wade through the shallows of WS Confessions, I hope you realize that the degenerates posting these words are your classmates, acquaintances on campus — hell,...

More like lie school

Let me tell you something. If there is one thing I’ve learned in my first year of college, it’s that high school teachers hyped up college —...