November 29, 2012
There are some people out there who abuse the power that they have been given. They think that just because they have an influence over people, they can use it for whatever personal gains they want. As Joe Biden would say, that is malarkey. We need more people in this world with integrity. Take me, [...]
In a last-ditch effort for this column to be somewhat culturally relevant, I decided to hop on the bandwagon and write about “Twilight.” Now, I have never read nor seen any of the “Twilight” books or movies, but I thought to myself, “Why not report on something I know nothing about? Cable news does it [...]
Continue reading …Looking to score free food whenever I can, I recently accepted an invitation to attend the wedding reception of a close friend. One might wonder, “If he’s a close friend, why did it take free food to get you to go?” Let me explain. I hate almost everything about wedding receptions. Almost, because I like [...]
Continue reading …I’ll do just about anything for money. The thing I love most about life, other than my dear sweet wife, is money. Is there really anything in this world better? Just think about it. What causes the most happiness? What forges the most friendships? What is it that lifts those who are down? What brightens [...]
Continue reading …I used to be a man. I used to be as tough and rugged as anybody. For example, when I was in high school, I had a part-time job as a janitor at a bakery. At the end of each shift, I would heat up the mop water on the stove. One particular day, I [...]
Continue reading …College has been a weird experience for me so far. This is my sixth semester in almost as many years. I know, Dad. I’m going really slow, but just give me a little while. I’m getting there. It seems no matter how long I’ve been here or how much I try to progress, every single [...]
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